I emailed my son and asked him how his homework was coming along. He came back with the best homework excuse ever. He should get a medal or something from the slacker brigade.
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ohai! :D
Well, badly. Obama ate all of my vanilla wafers, so I threw my super blue pikachu at him and he turned into a bottle of germ x! So then I was really bored. I still had some rockstar-flavored rocks left, so I was able to dip them in a tub of liquid Xenon and feed them to Cinder, who proceeded to grow very large. (btw, the cat box needs changing. really badly.) I stuffed Cinder in my Jupiter automatic teleportation device, but it exploded because Cinder started growing again. I attached her to an email (which of course made the email large and boggy), along with my new bottle of Germ X, to Bush and he apparently dropped them into yet another tub of liquid Xenon. After exactly 3.14 stirs, it turned into Cinderella! Only she was really ugly, with hair all over the place and a giant mole on her tongue. She couldn't talk because of it, so I threw her away (what use was she?). But then she melted ALL OVER THE GARBAGE, the garbage became radioactive, and thus a giant machine eating monster. I tried to stop it, but it rolled into my room, and ATE MY LAPTOP OMG...
and that's why I couldn't do any schoolwork today.
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